Joaquin Funnies

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"What's a 7-letter word for a famous Roman general-turned gladiator that pissed off the emperor..."

"Look! Its A Birdy!"

Billy says:"For God's sake, smile Joaquin!! You look like you've got a watermelon up your ass!"

"Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listening"

Yuck Russell, did you have beans for breakfast?

"There,there Joaquin, nobody laughed at you because you're so much shorter than me. They probably didn't even notice."

"Joaquin Jacking Off"

Do I look fat to you guys?

Dont worry Russ with a few crunches, your six-pack abs will be back in no time

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?? I USED SCOPE!!!

"I'm not looking at pictures in a dirty magazine, I swear!"

Damn these life-sized pez dispensers! They always get stuck!

"Let me demonstrate some of the fine moves Jackie Chan tought me. Mind you, these hands are killerweapons!"

"He Ridley, how come with such a big budget film you couldn't afford to hire dishwashers?"